Thu, 18 Sep 2008, 09:10 PM
At Least I Didn't Hurt Myself
By Bob Frey
Photo copyright 2008 Auto Imagery, Inc.
Frey prepares to putt.
I want to preface this by saying that, as hard as it may be to believe, I was pretty good at sports
when I was younger. OK, now that you've stopped laughing, it's true. I once played in a football
game that my team won twenty-one to nothing and I scored all three of the touchdowns. I don't want
to brag, but I ran a kickoff, a punt and an interception all back for touchdowns on that fateful
day. I once pitched in a little league baseball game and struck out fifteen batters. And I scored
forty-two points in a basketball game in high school. OK, so I made up that part, but my point is
that I was fairly good at sports when I was younger. With that as a background I feel required to
add that I haven't played much lately and it shows. And I've never played a round of golf. Ever.
Several times a year someone in the NHRA community has a charity golf tournament. The folks from
DRAW do it, Alan Johnson does it at the end of the season and, I'm sure, there are others.
Companies have found golf a nice way to entertain customers and make friends. Of course it's only
entertaining for your customers if they play golf. It they don't, it could be humbling, rather than
entertaining. It could be frustrating rather than fun. It could even be embarrassing. It could be,
well, me. And it could have been yesterday.
For the past few years several of the racers in the Division 4 area have hosted a golf tournament
to raise money for a deserving racer in their community and a little girl who is dearly loved by
all of them. Called the "Greg Morris Memorial Golf Tournament", it is named after Greg who worked
at the Texas Motorplex. Greg passed away a few years ago after a bout with brain cancer, and that
came seven months after his ex-wife had been killed in a car accident. That left Greg's daughter,
Heather, to be cared for by Debi Feaster who was Greg's fiance at the time of his death. Since Greg
was so loved by the racers in the area, they decided that they wanted to do something to raise
money to help Heather in her future. Since a lot of them play golf, and play it very well I might
add, a golf tournament seemed like a natural. This year's event was held on Wednesday of this week
at the Old Brickyard Golf Club in Ferris, Texas. I was invited to play in it, and I mean this from
the bottom of my heart, the golfing world may never be the same.
Frey, Needham, Morris, Green and Rowe
Like I said, having never played golf, I learned a lot yesterday, like the fact that golf will
probably never be how I spend my retirement days. I also learned that they have these things in
golf called, "scrambles." That's where every member of a four-man team hits a shot and then you
take the best shot and everyone then hits from that point. I know you'll find this hard to believe,
but my team never used one of my shots all day. Not one!! At the end of the day I found out that
our team shot a seventy-eight, or eight over par. Never having played before I thought that coming
in at only eight over par was good, but apparently it's not in a scramble format. The winners, who
had to have cheated, shot an amazing fifty-five, or fifteen under par. They won, but they didn't
get a plaque like I did for finishing last. My plaque said. "To The Most Honest Golfer." After
accepting it I had to confess that we did cheat on one hole. "Which one," they asked. "The one
where we scored an eight." They were amazed that we cheated on a hole and still scored an eight. I
guess that doesn't happen often in golf. Honestly, we didn't cheat at all, we just didn't play
well. Actually, that's not true, either. My partners, Rick Green, Dave Rowe and Dave Needham, did
very well, they just weren't good enough to compensate for my ability, or lack thereof.
All in all my golf debut was a very enjoyable day, the other players couldn't have been nicer and
the folks who put it on raised a lot of money for Heather and another Division 4 racer who will be
selected and named later this week. And, at the dinner later in the day, they raised more money
with an auction that featured several really nice items including beautifully framed pictures of
the 2007 POWERade champ that were donated by Auto Imagery. Golf clubs with spectacular paint jobs
on them, golf bags, torque converters and several hand made items that were donated by Wilma
Swindoll all brought big bucks. The trophies were then presented and my team was recognized for
being honest, not for our golf skills, but for being honest. Hey, it's a start. Even Jim Hughes,
who helped a lot with the tournament, was given a trophy. After looking at it I still don't know
exactly what it was for but I know it wasn't for being honest. And, in the end, I had a great time,
was treated very well by everyone and, the big thing, I didn't hurt myself.
On behalf of Heather I would like to thank everyone (and I won't list names because I don't want to
miss anyone), who had a hand in this event. It was for a very good cause, it brought a lot of
racers together and it introduced me to the game of golf. Hey, two out of three's not bad. Nice
job, keep up the good work and I'll see you next year, that is, if I get invited back.
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